Jokes

A: Did you hear the joke about jump rope?

B: No, i skipped it!

A: Why can't bicycle stand up?

B: Because it's too tired.

A: What do you say to a chicken before a performance?

B: Break an egg!

Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

= Why does history keep repeating itself? 
        Because we weren't listening the first time!

= Teacher : I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
        Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

= Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
        Pupil: 4
       Teacher: That's good
       Pupil: Good?, That's perfect!

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Poem

I love my hat.
My cat is very fat.
I like to play with my bat.
I always sit on my mat.
The cat run after the rat.
My father is very fat.  :D

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LadyBird Teaser

There was a naughty boy. His name was Jordan.He caught some ladybirds and put them in his pencil box. His friend stopped him but he did not listen. After some time when he opened his pencil box, all the ladybirds died. On that time he was sad and feels very bad. He said, I will not do it again.

 Question:

Is Jordon take right decision that he will not do again?

Yes or Not

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