Monday, November 8, 2010

Jokes

A: Did you hear the joke about jump rope?
B: No, i skipped it!

A: Why can't bicycle stand up?
B: Because it's too tired.

A: What do you say to a chicken before a performance?
B: Break an egg!

Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!




Why does history keep repeating itself? 
        Because we weren't listening the first time!

Teacher : I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
        Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
        Pupil: 4
       Teacher: That's good
       Pupil: Good?, That's perfect!
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