Jokes

A: Did you hear the joke about jump rope?

B: No, i skipped it!

A: Why can't bicycle stand up?

B: Because it's too tired.

A: What do you say to a chicken before a performance?

B: Break an egg!

Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

= Why does history keep repeating itself? 
        Because we weren't listening the first time!

= Teacher : I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
        Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

= Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
        Pupil: 4
       Teacher: That's good
       Pupil: Good?, That's perfect!